Ron Paul Wins Ohio GOP Straw Poll
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2minkey
bootlicker
yes. i am constructing my platform at this very moment.
vastly simplified tax code.
big tax breaks for real innovation.
military that has expanded powers as far as discretion to do what they need to.
subtle but effective actions against china, who is waging war against us, acknowledged or not.
no more support of shitpan regimes such as pakistan.
let our US taxpayer-subsidized "allies" pay for their own defense.
withdraw entirely from the middle east. let them blame someone else for a change.
death penalty for any action reasonably interpretable as trying to get out of a student loan.
also death penalty for those who indulge in moronic conspiracy theories.
removal of all laws pertaining to sex and drugs.
mandatory flouride treatments for all humans. tooth decay is a bitch.
cleveland will be eliminated.
as will new jersey.
and gary, indiana.
all hot chicks with 130+ IQs will be required to report to me immediately.
all pomeranians in the nation will be destroyed. cruelly.
fat chicks will be hunted for sport by the lower classes.
hot but dumb chicks will be killed by the affluent.
rude children will be fully expendable.
the elderly will be intentionally neglected, and die at the hands of the mexican servants we hired to deal with them.
all retailers will adopt everyday low pricing models.
the new fall colors will be gray, blue, and black. as will the winter, spring, and summer colors. if you like other colors, you're too metro to fit into my social order. bitch.
vastly simplified tax code.
big tax breaks for real innovation.
military that has expanded powers as far as discretion to do what they need to.
subtle but effective actions against china, who is waging war against us, acknowledged or not.
no more support of shitpan regimes such as pakistan.
let our US taxpayer-subsidized "allies" pay for their own defense.
withdraw entirely from the middle east. let them blame someone else for a change.
death penalty for any action reasonably interpretable as trying to get out of a student loan.
also death penalty for those who indulge in moronic conspiracy theories.
removal of all laws pertaining to sex and drugs.
mandatory flouride treatments for all humans. tooth decay is a bitch.
cleveland will be eliminated.
as will new jersey.
and gary, indiana.
all hot chicks with 130+ IQs will be required to report to me immediately.
all pomeranians in the nation will be destroyed. cruelly.
fat chicks will be hunted for sport by the lower classes.
hot but dumb chicks will be killed by the affluent.
rude children will be fully expendable.
the elderly will be intentionally neglected, and die at the hands of the mexican servants we hired to deal with them.
all retailers will adopt everyday low pricing models.
the new fall colors will be gray, blue, and black. as will the winter, spring, and summer colors. if you like other colors, you're too metro to fit into my social order. bitch.
