Tonight's Season Premieres:
FOX
8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain
8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape
9:00 Jiggle It Beach
9:30 LA Chicks
10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode
CBS
8:00 Cosby
8:30 The Cosby Show
9:00 Everybody Loves Cosby
9:30 Cosby, Texas Ranger
10:00 Kids Say the Cutest Frickin' Things, Hosted by Bill
Cosby
ABC
3PM Monday Night Football
8:00 The Nauseating World of Disney
8:30 Sappy Days
9:30 Boredom Meets World
10:00 2 Guys a Girl and a Whole Lotta Warm-Fuzzies
NBC
8:00 Dateline
8:30 Dateline
9:00 Dateline
9:30 Dateline
10:00 Best of Dateline
UPN
8:00 The Unwatchables
8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings
9:00 Theoretically Existing Show
9:30 Praying For Syndication
10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through
WB
8:00 Where My Wife At?
8:30 Gittin' Yo Freak On
9:00 Buffy Wears a Wonder-Bra
9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things
10:00 Dawson's Crack
ANIMAL PLANET
8:00 Incontinent Rhinos
9:00 Dan Taylor: Mongoose Optometrist
10:00 STAY!
10:30 They Smell Fear, Don't They?
E!
8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
ESPN2
8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men
8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley -- Regional Semi-finals
9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking
10:00 Co-Ed Spread-Eagled Weight-Training From Maui
SCI-FI
8:00 Space: 1972
9:00 The Bermuda Triangle: Myth or Fiction?
10:00 Mid-Budget Galaxy
LIFETIME
8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman
Husband In
Self-Defense
10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television
TNN
8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped In Pigshit!
9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae
9:30 Sheeeeeeee-It!
10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get The Rifle From The Truck
FOX
8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain
8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape
9:00 Jiggle It Beach
9:30 LA Chicks
10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode
CBS
8:00 Cosby
8:30 The Cosby Show
9:00 Everybody Loves Cosby
9:30 Cosby, Texas Ranger
10:00 Kids Say the Cutest Frickin' Things, Hosted by Bill
Cosby
ABC
3PM Monday Night Football
8:00 The Nauseating World of Disney
8:30 Sappy Days
9:30 Boredom Meets World
10:00 2 Guys a Girl and a Whole Lotta Warm-Fuzzies
NBC
8:00 Dateline
8:30 Dateline
9:00 Dateline
9:30 Dateline
10:00 Best of Dateline
UPN
8:00 The Unwatchables
8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings
9:00 Theoretically Existing Show
9:30 Praying For Syndication
10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through
WB
8:00 Where My Wife At?
8:30 Gittin' Yo Freak On
9:00 Buffy Wears a Wonder-Bra
9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things
10:00 Dawson's Crack
ANIMAL PLANET
8:00 Incontinent Rhinos
9:00 Dan Taylor: Mongoose Optometrist
10:00 STAY!
10:30 They Smell Fear, Don't They?
E!
8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
ESPN2
8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men
8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley -- Regional Semi-finals
9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking
10:00 Co-Ed Spread-Eagled Weight-Training From Maui
SCI-FI
8:00 Space: 1972
9:00 The Bermuda Triangle: Myth or Fiction?
10:00 Mid-Budget Galaxy
LIFETIME
8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman
Husband In
Self-Defense
10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television
TNN
8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped In Pigshit!
9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae
9:30 Sheeeeeeee-It!
10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get The Rifle From The Truck
yep thats about right. but fox also has when bad things happen to god people, and also when animals mate.
I loved the shows on E! 
