silly romance quiz

[tonksy]

'tis the season...


my results....

Are you romantic?
Mills & Boon is not your style. But you can still be smooth. You turn the charm on like a tap.

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

I got the same:

Mills & Boon is not your style. But you can still be smooth. You turn the charm on like a tap.

 

[Oz]

I'm a Mills and Boony too

 

[Gonz]

What is romance?

• A precursor to sex

You are not romantic. Don't worry - this means you probably spend your time in more productive pursuits than daydreaming of fairytale love. And, just in case you wondered, you probably annoy your friends far less than your more romantic companions.

 

[Rose]

Same --- Mills & Boone

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

you have romantic companions, Gonz?

 

[Gonz]

Twice a year my wife allows me to look at her left boob, the deformed one

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

Twice a year my wife allows me to look at her left boob, the deformed one

you leave an indelible impression, huh?

 

[Leslie]

I'm not getting anything but a blank page

telling innit.

 

[Gonz]

She hated when I tickled her tonsils...from her vaginal cavity

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

well maybe if you warmed your hands first, it wouldn't have been so chilling for her

 

[Gonz]

That's just it, it wasn't my hand

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

ah... that extension cord came in handy then, eh?

 

[Gonz]

Extension cord? I'mtalking about a broom...

 

[PostCode]

You pay lip service to romance. But what do you really expect in return for that bunch of flowers?

Bite me.


Damn thing didn't even have my song, Scorpions, Dynamite.

 

[Gonz]

My wife picked our song for our wedding

Led Zeppelin-Thank You

 

[BeardofPants]

I answered the first couple, got up to the wedding question, and gave up. They didn't have any of the right answers for me - don't want to get married, don't like trite valentines gifts, hell, I don't even remember valentines day when it rolls around. Guess I must be completely hopeless.

 

[freako104]

Mills & Boon is not your style. But you can still be smooth. You turn the charm on like a tap.








me with charm?! HAHAHAHAHA

 

[unclehobart]

Mills & Boon is not your style. But you can still be smooth. You turn the charm on like a tap.

 

[Oz]

I answered the first couple, got up to the wedding question, and gave up.

that's where i nearly gave up.....there was no "not being there" answer to my idea of a perfect wedding