jimpeel
Well-Known Member
Reminds me of an old joke.
Three missionaries are captured by hostile natives. They are taken to the village where the chief stands before them.
The Chief says to the first missionary "Death, or Bunga!"
The missionary, not wanting to die, says "Bunga".
With that he is taken over to a log on the ground and tied down. His pants are removed and 100 natives line up and start corn holing him.
The Chief then asks the second missionary "Death, or Bunga!"
The missionary, looking at what is happening to the first missionary but not wanting to die, meekly says "Bunga".
With that, the natives take him over to the log and 100 natives line up and start buggering him.
The Chief then says to the third missionary "Death, or Bunga!"
Being a bit proud, and seeing what is happening to the other two, he says defiantly "Death!"
The Chief declares in a loud voice "Death by Bunga!"
Three missionaries are captured by hostile natives. They are taken to the village where the chief stands before them.
The Chief says to the first missionary "Death, or Bunga!"
The missionary, not wanting to die, says "Bunga".
With that he is taken over to a log on the ground and tied down. His pants are removed and 100 natives line up and start corn holing him.
The Chief then asks the second missionary "Death, or Bunga!"
The missionary, looking at what is happening to the first missionary but not wanting to die, meekly says "Bunga".
With that, the natives take him over to the log and 100 natives line up and start buggering him.
The Chief then says to the third missionary "Death, or Bunga!"
Being a bit proud, and seeing what is happening to the other two, he says defiantly "Death!"
The Chief declares in a loud voice "Death by Bunga!"