Simple determination: Whoever smelt it delt it

jimpeel

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It seems that there is a problem with making a determination of who might be the culprit. This new law will make it a crime to pass gas in public.

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Better in than out: African country set to make breaking wind a crime

By Colin Fernandez
Last updated at 10:36 AM on 28th January 2011

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?

'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?

'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said.

Another said: 'We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more.'

The crime will be enforceable in a new 'Local Court' system which will also have powers to punish a range of other crimes in the bill set to be debated in the country's parliament.

These include insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place.

It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune teller, according to local press in the country.

Opposition leaders complain the new courts will be 'kangaroo courts'.
 
good thing i'm not going to africa anytime soon. all them probiotics got me farting like a sumbitch.
 
it also comes from spending long periods of time without the ability to fart. right now there are two sources of such suffering for me - lots of plane rides (next week i'll hit about 20k miles for this year alone) and dating, especially when it turns into an overnight. after such trials, i fart incessantly for hours. yeah, age too.
 
Take care of yourself if you are flying that much. It can cause, or exacerbate, phlebitis (not to be confused with flatulence). One can kill you, the other can kill everyone around you.
 
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