Slippery when wet...

Erwin is right up the road from us. Their claim to fame is of being the town that hung an elephant for murder once.

Pretty place, quite scenic. The AT passes right by Erwin before meandering into Virginia, so it's a popular stop for through hikers to resupply. I just wouldn't spend a lot of time looking for Rhodes scholars up there. Good people on the whole though; honest, hard working blue collar town fairly isolated from the outside world. I've often said that were I to ever be forced at gunpoint to live inside city limits again, Erwin would be my choice.

I'm certain WCBS picked up the story and ran with it because some urban big city dumbfuck found it "funny" that three trucks being wrecked could result in a whole town's supply being depleted. That's OK too. Maybe he'll accept our invitation to come laugh in person.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Erwin is right up the road from us. Their claim to fame is of being the town that hung an elephant for murder once.
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Never heard of that one...

SnP said:
I'm certain WCBS picked up the story and ran with it because some urban big city dumbfuck found it "funny" that three trucks being wrecked could result in a whole town's supply being depleted. That's OK too. Maybe he'll accept our invitation to come laugh in person.
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You say that with a straight face after the elephant? Tsk, tsk...While it isn't funny about the salt trucks (winter in the South is always a b1tch), your reaction to it pegs kinda high on the humor meter. :D
 
Professur said:
Don't worry. Noone's ever going to accuse you of being 'hung like an elephant'.
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Who wants to be? Every time you get a stiffy, you'd pass out...:rolleyes:...I'm just trying to hide the trunk. ;)
 
Professur said:
Don't worry. Noone's ever going to accuse you of being 'hung like an elephant'.
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Is there something you need to tell us, that would afford you the knowledge of knowing how one is "hung"? :confused:
 
Luis G said:
I thought this thread was about Bon Jovi
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What? What about The Commodores from the album Commodores Live back in the late 70's...when they were still with Motown?

Listen to me brothers, listen well
Brothers weve got something to tell
You cant run around bein a married man
And takin care of business very well
Youve got to keep yourself together
And you dig on what you got
Cause what you got cant sho nuff mean alot
If you aint takin care of business
This you must expect
Love gets slippery when its wet

You know hangin loose can be out-a-sight
But hangin loose no, it just aint right
Theyll say hes slippin, kick back
Havin fun aint no good leavin homework undone

Youve got to do your thing together
And dig on what you got
Cause what you got cant sho nuff mean alot
If you aint takin care of business this you must expect
Love gets slippery when its wet
If you aint takin care of business this you must expect
Love gets slippery when its wet

Instrumental-
Oh, cmon, ooooh, ooooh, yeah, ah-ha, slippery slippery

Love gets slippery when its wet
Ow itll slip away, yeah
Love gets slippery when its wet

Love gets slippery when its wet

Love gets slippery when its wet

Slippery when its wet
Ow! take care of business
Love gets slippery when its wet
Dont let your love slip away
Love gets slippery when its wet
Uh come on yeah
Love gets slippery when its wet
Uh come on and say now
Love gets slippery when its wet
Ow
Love gets slippery when its wet
FADES-
Dont loose your doubt yeah, whoa
Love gets slippery when its wet
Ow, no way to stop it
Love gets slippery when its wet
Ow, come on, come on
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AllEars' said:
Is there something you need to tell us, that would afford you the knowledge of knowing how one is "hung"? :confused:
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He spends most of his time here missing his pants.
 
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