So...you want to quit smoking

Squiggy

Squiggy

ThunderDick
I've just finished working out the kinks in my latest creation. Its a real breakthrough for the weak-willed. A Power Drink of sorts. :p And its easy to prepare. Simply take a one gallon container and fill it with filtered water. RO works best but you can use whatever you have available...Add the tobacco from four packs of your favorite cigarettes and let the solution steep for a few days. It should take on the color of brewed tea. Use this solution to prepare a pot of coffee, again using whatever floats YOUR particular boat. The result is a drink that will give you new hope in your quest to rid yourself of that ugly smoking habit. And it can be served hot to warm the chilliest morning, or over ice on those hot summer days. Either way it will satisfy those urges and wake you up at the same time.

This could well be the greatest discovery since pornage juice! I think I'll call it NICAFFEINOTINE.

ENJOY! :p
 
I hope you get rich rich...oh, I'm sorry. I almost forgot you're a lefty. Allow me to re-phrase: I hope the effort that the community has put forth will enhance the collective. :D

One question...if somebody wants to quit smoking, isn't that mostly to rid their body of nicotine?
 
Well...That would be a whole nother problem. I was thinking more about the freedom to reenter restaurants and bars and not needing to light up...You're on your own if you're trying to get healthy. :shrug:
 
Just to make it really fun...not only did I give up smoking I (all but) stopped drinking Pepsi. Six or more per day to one. Lots of tea & water now.

Please, somebody, just shoot me. *peepwall*
 
Give up soda? Fuck you.

Cigs, yeah, I need to again. I used a personal problem as an excuse to start up again last year, now I'm regretting it again. I'm considering a New Years resolution quit, but the problem with that is that I just bought a carton yesterday. That would mean I have about 9 packs of smokes to get rid of in the next 36 hours. 180 cigs, 36 hours, 4.5 cigs per hour, I think I can do it.
 
The pop was doing more damage than teh smokes.

My teeth have taken a serious beating in the last couple of years. But I can still breathe.
 
Gonz, I've said it before, but I think you're doing great.

Squiggy, I loves ya man.

Gonz, ignore Squiggy. ;) You're doing fine.

PT - yeppers, good luck to you. :D
 
I'll bet you did.

Somewhere in the vast wilderness of this thing we call Earth, somebody, somewhere is anxiously awaiting a device such as you have. Go, enrich the masses.

I'd help but as an overpaid truckdriver with his eyes set on overthrowing the worlds governments, my dance ticket is full at the moment.
 
BeardofPants said:
Har Har, I can see Gonz and Squigs cuddling behind the sofa! :lloyd:
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That's a scary thought. In fact ... I think the mere thought of that makes me crave a cigarette. :sick3:
 
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