SoH DichDaq Vote vaD Kerry

[Gonz]

The poll, conducted when the DVD release of the Star Trek fan documentary Trekkies 2 attracted Portland's Klingon community to Tower Records on Southeast 102nd Avenue, may spell trouble for President George W. Bush.

The incumbent has staked his campaign on the war on terror. But those who speak the language of the Trek warrior race--known to disdain dishonor, or quvHa'ghach--seem alienated by Iraq and other issues.

According to the poll of eight local Klingons, a whopping 75 percent support the Democratic nominee.

Two Klingons polled--or 25 percent--said they planned to write in Satan.

Bush scored an abysmal zero percent in the poll.

This is from a semi-real newspaper, the Willamette Weekly

 

[Inkara1]

Well, since it's so obvious now that Bush is in deep, deep trouble--since 8 people in a Democrat-leaning state won't be voting GOP this year--I guess I should use this opportunity to pull an Alec Baldwin: threaten to leave the country if Kerry wins, and then not follow through and deny the whole thing.

 

[HomeLAN]

Ya know, it's tough to counter the "Satan write in vote".

Christ, I'd cry if I wasn't laughing so fuckin' hard.