Spiritual workshop suggestions.

staffrodore

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I've had a lot of people requesting that I put a workshop together and share some of the insights that a 'light worker' like myself has gleaned from the Universe over the years.
The name of the workshop would be "Like a deep penetration of the soul".

The basic program would be something like this:
9:00 Introductions
9:15 In touch with your groin chakra
9:45 Clean up (hand towels provided).
10:00 Break for morning tea. Soy Latte's for the lactose intolerant available.
10:20 The aroused clairvoyant: understanding inappropriate desires when around the dead.
11:00 Karma - who cares if it doesn't make sense?
12:00 Lunch. A fine assortment of lettuce leaves (organic) and mineral water.
12:30 Tarot: basic accountancy skills for this lucrative trade.
1:30 Why those silly skeptics refuse to open their minds to our obvious truth.
2:30 Afternoon tea. Rye bread and rescue remedy.
3:00 Passive aggression - how to mask insidiuos hate and self righteousness.
3:30 Why science wont stop looking for objective evidence and just believe our truth.
4:00 Closing meditation session to the beautiful sounds of Enya.

I need a suitable venue - it would need to be able to seat up to 1000 people.
Help with advertising... radio, printing and T-shirts also needed.
I'm prepared to do more than one workshop for those that can't afford to travel.
All suggestions welcome.
 
The name of the workshop would be "Like a deep penetration of the soul".

or
"is that a scented candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

or
"choked chicken for the soul"

or
"chakra shmakra,just bendover"
 
A.B.Normal said:
or
"is that a scented candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

or
"choked chicken for the soul"

or
"chakra shmakra,just bendover"

I'm willing to accept B/J's as payment. And stop being so cynical, no wonder muslin shirts went out of fashion.
 
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