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stupid crook story ...

my aunty owns a woman's clothing store and was ripped off by a man and a woman. when my aunty showed up at the police station to identify the thiefs, the woman was wearing the clothes she stole while standing in the line-up :tardbang:
 
Did you hear the one about the thief who broke into this house and grabbed the first cool looking gadget he saw which happened to be a.... tracking device....

The cops simply followed the little dots to his house and found the device in a suit case under the bed where he had carefully hid it.

Once arrested he commented that it looked pretty high tech so he figured it was valuable.
 
Thulsa Doom said:
Did you hear the one about the thief who broke into this house and grabbed the first cool looking gadget he saw which happened to be a.... tracking device....

The cops simply followed the little dots to his house and found the device in a suit case under the bed where he had carefully hid it.

Once arrested he commented that it looked pretty high tech so he figured it was valuable.

Too bad he didn't read the label.
 
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