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Too cute for words
Okay, so you can't. 
Little jewish kid gets terrible grades in math. His parents try everything. they know he's not stupid, he just doesn't like math. They send him to all kinds of special programs and schools to no avail, he still gets terrible grades. One day, a gentile friend suggests that it could be a disipline problem. He tells them there is no better place for discipline than catholic school. Well, they aren't happy about it, but they're desperate. They send the boy to catholic school. Right away, he starts getting good grades in math. Pretty soon he's right near the top of his class. His parents ask the teacher what she has been doing that none of the other teachers did. She says she doesn't know what they're talking about, the boy is attentive and works very hard. Finally, they can't stand it anymore. They just have to know, so they ask their son what caused the big change. He says, "When I walked in there and saw that guy they had nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business."
Little jewish kid gets terrible grades in math. His parents try everything. they know he's not stupid, he just doesn't like math. They send him to all kinds of special programs and schools to no avail, he still gets terrible grades. One day, a gentile friend suggests that it could be a disipline problem. He tells them there is no better place for discipline than catholic school. Well, they aren't happy about it, but they're desperate. They send the boy to catholic school. Right away, he starts getting good grades in math. Pretty soon he's right near the top of his class. His parents ask the teacher what she has been doing that none of the other teachers did. She says she doesn't know what they're talking about, the boy is attentive and works very hard. Finally, they can't stand it anymore. They just have to know, so they ask their son what caused the big change. He says, "When I walked in there and saw that guy they had nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business."
