STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!

[Inkara1]

This is important shit!

LONDON (AFP) - [size=-1] David Beckham's butler has quit, raising concerns that he might spill closely-guarded secrets about the England captain's private life, two British newspapers reported.

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[unclehobart]

OMGOMGOMGOMG

*hurls self off of cliff like a 12 y/o star struck lass*

OMGOMGOMGOMG

*starts a footie riot and hurls a Spainiard through the glass*

OMGOMGOMGOMG

*Spice Girl fans say he has no class*

OMGOMGOMGOMG

*Lady Di conspirists will have to take a pass*

OMGOMGOMGOMG

*reflects as an American... David who?*

 

[chcr]

*reflects as an American... David who?*

 

[Winky]

But what if the Bulter has snappies (or Vid ) of Posh? "what the butler saw"...

 

[freako104]

niiiiiiiiiiiice pic

 

[Winky]

She shoulda skipped the 'enhancement" though.
There wasn't nothing wrong with her...

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[freako104]

the nipples look good tho

 

[ClaireBear]

Nothing wrong with her!

The woman is the perfect weight for stardom... 2 pounds above organ failure!

She had to have the tit job to make her look even half way healthy... to think that 'rexic numpty is adored and adolised by millions of teen and pre-teen girls...

To her... may break her... or invoke injury due to pointy sharp bones in soft places!

 

[abooja]

She looks like she could use some ass implants.

 

[Gato_Solo]

What's that stuff on her shoulder?

 

[ClaireBear]

What's that stuff on her shoulder?

Skin flaking due to malnutrition?

 

[Professur]

What's that stuff on her shoulder?

Dried lube. She really should consider washing while she's in the shower, instead.

 

[BeardofPants]

She was better looking when she wasn't trying to look like a lollipop.

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

This is important shit!


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Oh no!! I wonder if the repercussions of this will spill over into the Americas and the rest of the world?!