SURVIVOR SOUTHERN STYLE!

[Kruz]

My Brother-in-law posted this over at his Off-Road Forums..
I thought it was Hilarious..

Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV
stations are joining together and are planning to do their own entitled:

SURVIVOR SOUTHERN STYLE.

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to
South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana,
finally ending up back in Alabama.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New York license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay,
I'm a Vegetarian,
NASCAR Sucks,
Go Yankees,
Hillary in 2008,
Deer Hunting is Murder
and
I love Black Hip Hop Music

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins.


I bet they don't make it through Ga....

 

[chcr]

Yup, they'll never get there.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Add "lincoln is my hero", and I guarantee they won't make it.

 

[Gato_Solo]

My Brother-in-law posted this over at his Off-Road Forums..
I thought it was Hilarious..

Is the Volvo in proper tune? Interstate, or back roads? It can be done, if you drive fast enough on the interstate...