Survivor

[Squiggy]

The new one (Survivor Amazon) starts tonight...

 

[unclehobart]

They eat better than I do. Its hardly survivin'

 

[Professur]

I wanna see some gang rape. It's supposed to be a reality show, after all.

 

[unclehobart]

Its the Amazon .. I wanna see some bot fly assaults.

 

[Leslie]

I've got it on now, lots of bikinis...

there's a partially deaf girl on this one...sadly I bet she won't last long because of that.

 

[unclehobart]

what?

 

[Professur]

It's all a contest to see who's best in bed.


What worries me is who won the first one.

 

[Leslie]

Anyone watching that "Are You Hot Show"? It's kinda odd...I feel like I'm a voyeur or something

 

[Professur]

No. I'm busy posting on the internet.


Wait a minute!!! So are you!

 

[Leslie]

mommies can multitask

 

[Professur]

Where are the 'rats?

 

[Leslie]

abed, every last one

so I'm all alone, watching tv, eating salt and butter with popcorn under it, browsing here, and watching trashy tv, and thoroughly enjoying myself

 

[Leslie]

speaking of trashy tv, Monday's Joe Millionaire is rerunning right now...I missed it again because of !@#$ Wrestling.

 

[Professur]

Knock on wood.

 

[Leslie]

he's not home right now, or I would

 

[Professur]

*doubletake*

That went by a little fast.

 

[Leslie]

 

[unclehobart]

wait... I've got wood ... can you hold on for a bit? I should be able to drive up in about 21 hours.

 

[Leslie]

It was his wooden head I woulda knocked on

 

[Professur]

Wanna try that one again?