Sweepers Sweepers! Man your brooms!
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unclehobart
New Member
Nah. Subordinates need to learn to follow orders... and apparently in a snappy fashion.
Must've been one seriously messy base.
Must've been one seriously messy base.
Winky
Well-Known Member
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment." And then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes, 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and , "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM. -
why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls ... no point in you coming in for that."
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment." And then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes, 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and , "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM. -
why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls ... no point in you coming in for that."
unclehobart
New Member
He could if he kept them in a jar.
*scratch scratch*
*scratch scratch*