Inkara1
Well-Known Member
A man is looking through the Free Ads section of the newspaper (3 days, 3 lines, under $100) and he sees an ad for a talking dog for $10. Intrigued by the price, he calls the number and sets up an appointment to see the talking dog.
So the guy goes over and meets the talking dog and asks him his story.
"Well," the dog says, "I noticed I could talk at an early age, so my owner took me to the local FBI office. From there, the word got around and the FBI and CIA used me as the ultimate spy. After all, who would ever think of a talking dog? So I gathered all sorts of secrets and was the CIA's most valuable spy for a good eight years before all that flying started to wear on me. So then I left that for a job in the private sector, inspecting luggage and spying on suspicious characters at large airports. After doing that for a few years, I decided to retire, so now I've been hanging around here watching the Weather Channel."
So the guy, impressed by the dog's story, goes in the other room and asks the owner why he only wants $10 for the dog.
The owner's answer: "He's a liar."
So the guy goes over and meets the talking dog and asks him his story.
"Well," the dog says, "I noticed I could talk at an early age, so my owner took me to the local FBI office. From there, the word got around and the FBI and CIA used me as the ultimate spy. After all, who would ever think of a talking dog? So I gathered all sorts of secrets and was the CIA's most valuable spy for a good eight years before all that flying started to wear on me. So then I left that for a job in the private sector, inspecting luggage and spying on suspicious characters at large airports. After doing that for a few years, I decided to retire, so now I've been hanging around here watching the Weather Channel."
So the guy, impressed by the dog's story, goes in the other room and asks the owner why he only wants $10 for the dog.
The owner's answer: "He's a liar."
