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Full article.Suspects accused of bribery, conspiracy, helping immigrants get fake licenses
By CLAY CAREY
Staff Writer
A widespread bribery scheme funneled hundreds of illegal aliens into a Winchester, Tenn.-based driving school, netting them fraudulent licenses. And six people, including one current and one former state employee, got more than $146,000, federal prosecutors said yesterday.
Syed Abbas Parvez, 33, an alleged illegal immigrant accused of paying the driving school $1,100 in exchange for a third-party certificate, fake proof-of-residency documents and a regular driver's license for a Pakistani citizen whom Parvez had allegedly transported to Tennessee from Georgia.
This is really how Winky's nuclear device gets here. "You're going to blow up Washington DC? Not until the check clears buddy."
Note that the DMV office involved is probably 500 yards from where I'm sitting. Cops and TV news vans all over the place yesterday.