The greatest thing i have ever seen

[whoreable]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=moSMB3.wmv

 

[freako104]

that game is classic. oh how i missed it

 

[whoreable]

WATCH THIS IDIOST@!!!

 

[unclehobart]

Mother of god...

 

[AlphaTroll]

Mother of god...

Yes? What can I do for you today?

 

[unclehobart]

2 bacon double cheesebugers and whatever it is that you call fries in SA ... 'chippies'?

 

[AlphaTroll]

That's slaptjips too you sonny

And no, ye cannae have 'em.......I won't be fattening ye up so some other woman can eat ye

 

[Leslie]

*watched it...is duly impressed*

 

[Luis G]

HOLY F**KING SHIT!!!!!!

And there I was thinking I was good at that game

 

[Leslie]

I thought I was too

*repressing the urge to pull out the old Nintendo*

 

[unclehobart]

*breaks out the pronunciation guide so that I may converse with Alpha properly*

arwa - theeese are arwa demands
beds - The beds are flying in the sky.
beg - container, as in shopping beg, hand-beg, tog-beg
ben - to set alight
chealdren - our future is in their hands
chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays
Debben - city in KZN
deekshunry - where you find weds
detty - opposite of clean
driva - holds the steering wheel of teksi
duck - very duck at night when the lights are off
fems - companies, e.g., Anglo-American
fest - the one before second and third
fok - used with knives
geave - you must geave, I will take
get - a hinged device in a fence
hair - as opposed to heem
hiss - masculine form of hairs
hubba - where sheeps dock
jems - little bugs that give you the flu
kah - what you drive around in
kennel - ummy officer
kebbijees - vegetable
kipper - one who kips, as in a goal kipper
kleenix - where nesses work
len - to acquire knowledge
pee pull - powa to tha pee pull
pesson - one pee pull
pees - symbolised by white dove
reeva - Vaal, Orange
rent - N/A, word obsolete
sheep - big boat
shex - houses in squatter camps
ship - provider of wool
shit of peppa - something to write on
shuck-attak - if the shuck-net is brokkin
shuck-nets - at Debben, for safety of sweamas
thest - ice cold drink will relieve it on a hot day
tocks - negotiations
wean-dow - with glus for throwing bricks through
wekkas - do the weck
weld - the eth
wems - small crawly creatures

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hobes - I'm not a Cape Coloured! I do have all my own teeth and I don't drink witblits soaked through bread!

 

[unclehobart]

Pretend that you are. Don't ruin the fantasy.

...and try not to wear anything ... complicated. I do hate fumbling with complicated bra hooks.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Bra hooks? Now that would imply that I'd be wearing a bra right?

Shall I go put one on for you then?

 

[paul_valaru]

Bra hooks? Now that would imply that I'd be wearing a bra right?

Shall I go put one on for you then?

I think I speak for all the men here, when I say


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

free is better

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hmm, dunno - bra's seem to be in fashion these days.....and as you know I am quite the fashionable young lady.......gotta give me some motivation for being so free

 

[unclehobart]

Actually .. send me some cheeky snappies so that I can ponder then and decide appropriate attire for thy form and poise.

 

[freako104]

I thought I was too

*repressing the urge to pull out the old Nintendo*

they jsut remade it for the gameboy advance I think

 

[PT]

Get SNES, download the ROM, play it tonight on your puter.

 

[Leslie]

*going for the authentic feel*