The hell with Iraq, let's attack France

Gonz

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Shadow, can we take out the French if we promise to leave Saddam alone, for awhile? Chirac the socialist is an imbecille. How about a 27% levy on French wines instead.

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - French President Jacques Chirac will urge world leaders to launch talks on a new international tax to fight
world poverty, sources with him at the Earth Summit in Johannesburg say.
http://www.swissinfo.org/sen/Swissinfo.html?siteSect=143&sid=1309807
 
I've seen door nobs more intelligent than Chirac. He has a gift for being stupid.

GREAT! Lets tax the airline industry since it is simply BOOMING right now!
 
Geez! Some of you guys just know how to strike a chord with me. What's up with the frech always accusing us(Americans) of being so simplistic. Because something is simple means it's easy? Wrong! It's simple to quit using Drugs. You just stop. But is it easy? no!
It's simple to end a 20 year relationship. Is it easy? No! Some of the most wise minds throughout history have attempted to lead the most simple lives but really their lives were the most difficult and that's why we respect them. Yet the french accuse us of being to 'simplistic' as if there were no intelligence involved in our thought process. Making matters complex will be the downfall of modern society. Like making reperations and showing fairness to all people and religions is going to make al-quida happy. Got news for ya Chirac and all you liberal socialists, Bin-laddin hates women & gays. there is no fairness that's going to make him happy. Ok i'll shut up...
 
No No No, we want to fight someone that isn't going to scream "I surrender" the minute we cross the border. Oh wait, Saddam's troops pretty well did that too, didn't he?
 
PuterTutor said:
No No No, we want to fight someone that isn't going to scream "I surrender" the minute we cross the border.

Thats why you will never fight Canada ;)
 
Canada has only a slighly better military than Tonga, which consists of a tape recording shouting "We surrender" in 28 different languages. There is an advantage of being in the Canadian Armed Forces though, you start off with the rank of General ;)
 
Canada has only a slighly better military than Tonga, which consists of a tape recording shouting "We surrender" in 28 different languages.

Holy Shit!!! LMAO!! I love that.
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