the irony

Gonz

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*banging head on desk hoping for dain bramage* the lovely story of the caring, gushing new mom actress. she is doting. she is just head over heels about the new baby. she is just... full of shit. this is from todays USA Today Life section...read it all & the last word explains the irony

Hurley stars as new mom

By Kelly Carter USA TODAY

BEVERLY HILLS — Elizabeth Hurley opens the door cradling her newborn son Damian Charles and beams as brightly as the strong sun that fills her hotel suite.

She's enthusiastic and proud to show off her 18-week-old. He was asleep when she left him to do an interview, but now he's wide-eyed and smiling. His alabaster skin is soft as cotton; his eyes a dark blue like his father's, Steve Bing. His chubby legs are strong, the same as his tiny grip.

Motherhood also has gripped Hurley, 37. And even she is surprised at the hold it has taken. Before, a child didn't seem a must-have accessory for this sexy jet-setter with her revealing designer gowns and kitten heels, never one to go coochie-coochie-coo when she saw a baby.

"I was always the type of person who said, 'Of course I'm going to have children — one day.' There was always that 'one day.' Now that day has come, and it's a great day."

Damian's toys are on the floor, and his crib is visible in the adjoining bedroom, as is his babysitter...

where's the screaming at the absurdity of it all smiley?
 
Poor mommy. The babysitter might not wake in time to feed her crying baby ... she might have to wake and feed the baby herself. Oh the horror.
 
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