The Matador

[flavio]

Just saw the movie tonight and laughed my ass off

Pierce Brosnan's character Julian just offhandedly says shockingly funny stuff to the other main character throughout.

Memorable Quotes from The Matador

(When first meeting Danny in a Mexican bar)
Julian Noble: Margaritas always taste better in Mexico.
Danny Wright: Yes they do.
Julian Noble: Margaritas and cock.
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Julian Noble: I'm as serious as an erection problem.
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Julian Noble: Sorry about the cock thing, it's kind of a conversation stopper.
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Julian Noble: [after flirting with some Mexican schoolgirls] I hate these Latin countries. It's all flirty-flirty no sucky-fucky.
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Julian Noble: I hate Catholic countries. All blushy, blushy. No sucky fscky.
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Julian Noble: I am a big fan of the "Everybody's got to piss" theory of assassination.
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Julian Noble: I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning, after the navy's left town.
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Julian Noble: I wouldn't do that for all the teenage twat in Thailand.

74% on the Tomatometer

 

[Uki Chick]

I have a hard time picturing Pierce Brosnan saying those lines. I've heard it's a good movie though. Maybe i'll rent it this weekend.

 

[greenfreak]

I saw commercials for that and wanted to see it too. That's probably very funny, coming out of his mouth with that great accent.

And as a bonus, he's got the drool-factor going.

 

[nalani]

I've never heard of that movie .. is it out on DVD? I should rent it ... I just can't see him saying those things ...