The Perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The little old man, his first day on the job as a Wal-Mart Greeter says,

"Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart" he said in a soft grandfatherly
voice....
"Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the
oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replied the greeter with the same knowing smile,

"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
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[chcr]

 

[tonksy]

LOL

 

[unclehobart]

Watch a few episodes of schlock daytime tv; stuff like Maury Povich and Jerry Springer. Then you can change it to, "I can't believe that you got laid 12 times... so they must be dodecatuplets."

 

[Uki Chick]

hahahaha!

 

[Gonz]

Only in a perfect world

 

[Spirit]

There are some mean and nasty parents out there.

 

[Professur]

Some in here too.