They're out there

anybody who fucks someone totally unknown to them without a rubber deserves whatever they get.
 
It used to be the wimmins who had the power. They closed their legs, we begged & got nowhere.

The tables have turned...until the lass asks a judge to pronounce you dad & take half your money. That'll always be the way it is.
 
told the Kid
if you capture them lil swimmer doods inna rubber
and flush em, you ain't the Daddy!
 
Proper use of anything when the next 18 years of your
life depends onnit may require a modicum of attention?

“golly Gee do I wanna spend the next 18 years raising a child with this
young Lady?”

Um well do ya (punk)

there must be a rehab for a guy that continuously hears lyrics in his head?

ya gots the number, I might have to give ‘em a call
 
Winky said:
there must be a rehab for a guy that continuously hears lyrics in his head?
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I don't think so, and I've looked (well, not very hard).
Any minute now I expect that they'll be "Coming to take me away, ha-ha, ho-ho, hee-hee..."
 
Gonz said:
Probably. Them inner tubes ain't escape proof.
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you know it's funny i've used... i have no idea how many i've used... but it's a lot... and i've never had one rip, fall off (no bob dole here), whatever... and i've done plenty of drunk piggins too, when one might expect a little whoopsi-daisy.

well i've heard they're easier to break during buttfuckin' but hey nobody's getting preggers... and buttfuckin's just never worth the trouble, anyway...
 
I've used so few-ever-that it might be zero. The probablity is low of escapes or breakages but it's not none.
 
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