Three Questions

[Gotholic]

If you were granted three questions to be answered then what would they be?

 

[Sharky]

1. Where is the universe located?

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

3. May I have three more questions?

 

[Gonz]

African or European?

 

[Altron]

I'm hoping to get my "Want to see "The Departed" with me on Thursday?" question answered.

For the other two, how about:

Who killed Kennedy?

Why did people vote for Carter?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

1. Who farted?

2. If a tree fell in the woods and no one was there to witness it, is it still a white male's fault?

3. Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

 

[Sharky]

African or European?

I don't know! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

 

[Aunty Em]

1. Who farted?

2. If a tree fell in the woods and no one was there to witness it, is it still a white male's fault?

3. Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

I can answer those...

1. first who smelt it dwelt it..

2. Yes, always.

3. Cos americans are weird...

 

[Gato_Solo]

1. Why do we live?
2. Why do we die?
3. Why do we spend so much time wearing digital watches?

 

[simplyred]

1. Why do we live?
2. Why do we die?
3. Why do we spend so much time wearing digital watches?

1. To make a difference and serve our purpose
2. Our time is needed elsewhere
3. Because we are LAZY

 

[Gato_Solo]

1. To make a difference and serve our purpose
2. Our time is needed elsewhere
3. Because we are LAZY

Actually, the answer to all three questions is '42'...

 

[Aunty Em]

Actually, the answer to all three questions is '42'...

no, that's the answer to life, the universe and everything...

 

[BeardofPants]

the key word there being "everything".

 

[Toolbox™]

1. When will I die?
2. Do I get to go to Heaven or is reincarnation real and do I have to live other lives over again and again and again?
3. What is the name and number of that woman I was with 4 months ago?