Top Ten Least-Exciting Drudge Report Headlines

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10. "Bea Arthur Sex Video Released"
David B., Atlanta, GA

9. "Dan Quayle Postage Stamp Makes Its Debut"
Robin H., Tampa, FL

8. "Coleslaw: It Really Is Delicious"
Jeffrey S., Buffalo, NY

7. "UN Sanctions Al-Qaeda For Abusing 'U after Q' Rule"
Marc D., Venice

6. "It's Official: Americans Enjoy Pie!"
Paul K., Kansas City, MO

5. "Michael Moore Marries Giant Doughnut"
Jess R., Morrisville, NC

4. "Nader At The Beach (Exclusive Photos!)"
Bruce A., Fairfax Station, VA

3. "Richard Simmons Rumored To Be Gay"
Mark L., Knoxville, TN

2. "Scientists Clone Dennis Kucinich"
John B., Montgomery, AL

1. "I'm Not Wearing Pants! Developing..."
 
That last one reminds me of the one-liner from The Kentucky Fried Movie where the news guy says, "I'm not wearing any pants, film at eleven."
 
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