Translation

[Gonz]

Last weeks story about binLaden asking Zarqawi to attack the US insted of Iraq has been translated and released.

Osama bin Laden is enlisting his top operative in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, to plan potential attacks on the United States, U.S. intelligence indicates.

Al-Zarqawi, who rivals bin Laden as the nation's public enemy No. 1, has been involved in attacks in the Middle East but has not been known before to have set his sights on the United States.

The Homeland Security Department issued a classified bulletin to officials over the weekend about the intelligence, which spokesman Brian Roehrkasse described Monday as "credible but not specific."

The intelligence was obtained over the past several weeks, officials said.

"Dear Abu. I'm afraid I must announce to the world that, as a pitiful schmuck hiding in a mountain cave, I am powerless to organize or conduct any more terrorist attacks on the Great Satan of America. Can you do anything? I know you're being hunted down in every mud-hole in Iraq right now, and it might be a little difficult for you to make your way undetected to the U.S., create your own terrorist network since mine obviously no longer functions, and start your own terrorist war there – but do your best, OK? I am depending on you, since our Islamofascist brothers can no longer depend on me. Yours, Osama."

 

[unclehobart]

Its an extra double dig in that you used a little Hebrew in your translation. Was that intentional or just serendipity?

 

[Gonz]

Oops, I meant to include the link to the original story.

 

[Winky]

I tolded ya tolded ya

we already wonned the war on them terror doods

G.I. Joe Diary of his capture by Al Qaeda!

 

[Winky]

What if? "Good Collateral Damage"???