Trek vs Trek

[Professur]

Time for a little one on one competition. Catagories are:

Hottest babe
Best crewman
Smartest officer
Best techie
Most times killed
Best lay
Best one liner
Worst disaster
Closest shave
Most rediculous alien
Most creative alien

Have at it, boys and girls. Feel free to draw from all the series.

 

[Jeslek]

Hottest babe: Seven of Nine
Best crewman: Seven of Nine
Smartest officer: Spock
Best techie: Scotty
Most times killed: --
Best lay: Seven of Nine
Best one liner: Scotty, beam me up!
Worst disaster: Telling that kid on TNG to fix something
Closest shave: Tripp (ok ok ok! )
Most rediculous alien: Q
Most creative alien: --

 

[Vortex]

Best one liner: Scotty, beam me up!

I prefer:
"Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!"

 

[Gonz]

Hottest babe-7/9
Best crewman-Scotty
Smartest officer-Data (human goes to Spock)
Best lay-Troi
Worst disaster-Pickard becoming Borg

 

[A.B.Normal]

Hottest babe:Tasha Yar( shes the only one I've seen nekkid)
Best crewman :Scotty
Smartest officer :the one that always knows someone is about to leave their console and times walking onto the Bridge perfectly to take their place.
Best techie: Scotty
Most times killed :Spock
Best lay : Janeway ( I like strong women )
Best one liner: someone close the door (trouble with Tribbles)not the exact wording
Worst disaster: Death of Tasha Yar
Closest shave
Most ridiculous alien: Klingons ( what happened between Star Trek and and Next gen )
Most creative alien: Gomtuu

 

[woodman19_99]

I only have one response:

Most times killed: that one guy with no name who always got stuck going on a mission on some new planet.

 

[chcr]

Hottest babe: Seven of Nine (I didn't even like Voyager, but this one's a no brainer)
Best crewman: Chekov
Smartest officer: Data
Best techie: Scotty
Most times killed: Spock
Best lay: Never fucked any of them, how would I know? I'm guessing Marina Syrtis though.
Best one liner: Data in the second TNG movie: "Oh, shit!"
Worst disaster: Destruction of the Enterprise to off the Klingons in "The Wrath of Kahn"
Closest shave: Saving the day in "The Undiscovered Country.
Most ridiculous alien: Any female alien from TOS who wanted to sleep with Kirk.
Most creative alien: Dathon (Paul Winfield) "Darmok"