Tyson knocked out...

anybody with sense would run screaming from that fecal slurry-dipped garbage bird.

it's the battle of the sick-and-ass industrial garbage food companies! china v arkansas! wooohooo!
 
well apparently china's nukes really aren't that capable and it would take them quite some time to actually get them launch ready (recent article in the atlantic detailed this).

i think raw fecal-chicken spritzers would be quite effective against 'em as a first strike option.
 
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