"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an
attempt to help everyone get along, restore some
semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our
nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more
time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden,
delusional and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold
these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of
people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so
dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."
ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV
or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you
can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing
anything.
ARTICLE II:
You do not have the right to never be offended. This
country is based on freedom, and that means freedom
for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room,
turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.,
but the world is full of idiots, and probably always
will be ... and like the rest of us you need to simply
deal with it.
ARTICLE III:
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more
careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make
you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV:
You do not have the right to free food and housing.
Americans are the most charitable people to be found,
and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are
quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve
nothing more than the creation of another generation
of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V:
You do not have the right to free health care. That
would be nice, but from the looks of public housing,
we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI:
You do not have the right to physically harm other
people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or
kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us
want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII:
You do not have the right to the possessions of
others.. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or
services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the
rest of us get together and lock you away in a place
where you still won't have the right to a big screen
color TV, pool tables, weight rooms or a life of
leisure.
ARTICLE VIII:
You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want
you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in
hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the
opportunities of part time jobs, education and
vocational training laid before you to make yourself
useful.
ARTICLE IX:
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
American means that you have the right to PURSUE
happiness --which by the way, is a lot easier if you
are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws
created by those of you who were confused by the Bill
of Rights,"
ARTICLE X:
This is an English speaking country. We don't care
where you are from. We welcome you here.. English is
our language and like the one you left behind, we also
the living conditions you were fleeing.
good one Gonz
my vote is to ginz even if it isnt a vote to get him power
