Upcoming Democratic convention Schedule

Gonz

Gonz

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Time Topic
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Group gay marriage cermony.
11:15PM - Workshop: Maximizing Welfare
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes another toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate
 
Ok, Republican National Convention.

6:00pm - Opening flag ceremony (Bring the robe, with hoods).
6:30pm - Pro-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Toast Ted Kennedy over an open fire.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to UK.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for Bush daughters defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to S. Korea.
7:45pm - Pro-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Stormin' Norman)
8:25pm - Roast Ted Kennedy in a slow bake oven.
8:30pm - Terrorist Funding 101 (How to cover your ass when they come back to get you).
9:00pm - Gay marriage was the devils idea ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Cross burning ceremony.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Bush's fake medal ceremony.
10:30pm - Cameo by Ronald (What's my name again) Reagan.
10:50pm - Lord's Prayer.
11:00pm - Group gay marriage cermony (Behind the stage, Shhhh. Don't tell).
11:15PM - Workshop: Felonizing Welfare
11:30pm - 'Nueter Saddam' pep rally.
12:00pm - Nomination of Republican candidate
 
Yeah well, I whipped that out in about three minutes, give me a break.
 
You forgot the part where they rally the troops with quotes such as, "going to war without France is a lot like going deer hunting without your accordion."
 
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