warning

[freako104]

Subject: Warning
> >
> > There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you
> receive
> > WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or
> any
> > other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life
> > completely.
> >
> > If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take
> two
> > good friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order the antidote
> known
> > as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
> > eliminated from your system.
> >
> >
> > Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you
> realize
> > that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already
> infected
> > and that WORK already controls your life. REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS
> DEADLY!

 

[Raven]

I saw this at worked and basically collapsed laughing....mostly because its true....

 

[SexyBoo]

I saw this at worked and basically collapsed laughing....mostly because its true....

Isn't that the truth?

I have no life because of this horrible virus! I plan to counteract the effects of WORK with another known remedy called flavored martinis!

 

[Raven]

Jack Daniels and coke seem to hammer this thing into submission PDQ. Best not taken when infected with the secondary and tetiary Virii management and peformance targets.

 

[SexyBoo]

Jack Daniels and coke seem to hammer this thing into submission PDQ. Best not taken when infected with the secondary and tetiary Virii management and peformance targets

I have the misfortune of being infected with those as well.... Thus the need to wait for treatment until Friday.

 

[Raven]

I have the misfortunte of being infected with those as well.... Thus the need to wait for treatment until Friday.

Next week I get 3 doses in a row, Tuesday is my 21st, Wednesday is St. Patricks day and even though I am not Irish I shall down a few for them and Thursday is out 'we've all been redeployed and are gonna miss each other so much' party at work.

And got help the poor buggers who phone me on Friday....good thing I dont do debt collection and termination of supplies anymore (I work as a CSR (Customer Services Rep) for a major Gas company over here on their Industrial and Commercial team)