We missed saddam by 24 hours

Gonz

molṑn labé
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What a stupid news day. That was the lead story this morning & it's still making it's rounds. There is no story. Some more great headlines I wanna see

Cure for cancer almost found

"binLaden may be dead" quotes some guy on the internet

Bus almost runs over elderly rider

Tomorrow is just a day away say scientists


24 hour news cycles have some serious drawbacks.
 
Some headlines I'd like to see:

Water tower burns down, firefighters look bad

Hermaphrodite sues self for sexual harassment

Skunk invasion reeks havoc on farmer

Mystery woman steals mayor's heart, car
 
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