Weddings :D

Men and women have two distinct views about a wedding. The husband to
be wakes up in the morning, plays a round of golf and counts the
minutes until he has to be at the altar. The wife to be, on the other
hand, wakes up in the morning and is panicking. She immediately begins
to organize things, making sure everything is in proper order. In her
mind she is repeating what she has to do. "All I have to do is go down
the aisle, get to the altar, and marry him." She repeats this over and
over again, until she begins to shorten it to three words which she
continues to repeat... "Aisle, altar, him." "Aisle, altar, him."
"Aisle, altar, him."
 
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