OK the one that frightens me the most is
the one spun with caffeine. I type thissss while I quaff
my seventh cup o joe for the day.
With the Benzedrine web running a close second.
brb need another cup of Cafe'
This calls for PASA (People Against Spider Abuse), and SAIWB (Spiders Against Intoxicated Web Building) Or maybe even *gasp* PETA (Pathetic Extremists [who are] Totally Asinine).