What, no email........

[alex]

For the first time in the history of my internet ownerage, I checked my email this morning and.....zilch, nada, nothing....not even an offer to enlarge my penis. Has the world gone mad? Did the big one go off somewhere?

IS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE? *twitches

 

[tonksy]

If it makes you feel better, all I had was a cialis viagra ad that had slipped past my spam filter and a repeat glitch of an ebay message from a bad buyer a couple months ago.

 

[unclehobart]

Server Error

We're sorry, but Gmail is temporarily unavailable. We're currently working to fix the problem -- please try logging in to your account in a few minutes.

Gmail is flakier than grandmas pie crust.

 

[tonksy]

But at least it's only down for a few moments at a time. When Bellsouth shits the bed you can hang it up for hours on end.

 

[Luis G]

For the first time in the history of my internet ownerage, I checked my email this morning and.....zilch, nada, nothing....not even an offer to enlarge my penis. Has the world gone mad? Did the big one go off somewhere?

IS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE? *twitches

Weird indeed, I haven't had an empty email inbox in a few years.

 

[HomeLAN]

Server Error

We're sorry, but Gmail is temporarily unavailable. We're currently working to fix the problem -- please try logging in to your account in a few minutes.

Gmail is flakier than grandmas pie crust.

Been on it a long time, now, never seen this.

 

[tonksy]

Been on it a long time, now, never seen this.

We get it quite frequently for just a few minutes are the most. I still like Gmail more than any other kind of web based email I've had and IMO it beats the pants off of Outlook Express.

 

[Winky]

"God bless Mommy,
God bless Daddy,
God bless Grandma
and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:
"God bless Mommy,
God Bless Daddy
and good-bye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me.

This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."