What would you do?

[Jeslek]

There is a saying that goes, "A best friend will help you bury a body." Now I was just wondering. Suppose your best friend makes a mistake and kills someone. Accidently or otherwise. You are the only person that knows about it. What would you do?

 

[Gonz]

Bury them both.

 

[PT]

I'd convince him to go to the authorities and explain his situation. An accidental killing is manslaughter, he could be out in a few years. An accidental killing where you bury the body and try to cover it up will usually get you Murder 2 at least.

 

[Professur]

That depends. Was she cute?

 

[Q]

Actually, the saying is: friends help you move....real friends help you move bodies.

 

[Professur]

And girlfriends let you fondle bodies.

 

[Vortex]

I'd help my friend out!! Well if they get caught, I'd make sure it's made clear that I had NOTHING to do with it!

 

[Professur]

Accessory, my dear. You might have had nothing to do with it, but you knew about it.

 

[Vortex]

True true, but it's a hypothetical question. So hypothetically, I would know about it, but I would make it clear with my friend that if they get caught, they say I have nothing to do with it. </wuss>

 

[Professur]

Well, since he (or she) already told you, they're a blabbermouth who's eventually gonna feel the need to tell someone else.

Worse, they're gonna say it was you who did it.

 

[AlladinSane]

I always thought of moving bodies as if it was in sex

 

[Q]

I'm pretty sure moving bodies refers to reloacting dead ones.

 

[Professur]

I think someone's gonna have to call a lot of friends and retract a lot of promises.

 

[Squiggy]

Some day, I'm gonna be a body.

 

[Professur]

You already are in the eyes of your gov't. A No body.

 

[Squiggy]

WooHoo....I made it!