What's a Shitzu?

[MuFu]

A zoo with no animals in it.

 

[Leslie]

LOL

 

[Jon]

 

[freako104]

that was a good one

 

[Arris]

LMAO.
Awww Moof, even without the makeup your always there to make us laugh

 

[PT]

Thank god he doesn't wear the makeup anymore.

 

[Nihilistic]

Or does he?

 

[Inkara1]

 

[HubbaHubba]

So did you meet your girlfriend in chemistry class?
Have a blast at the fireworks?
Okay i'll stop

 

[MuFu]

Good, I was afraid you were about to make some sense.

 

[MuFu]

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

MuFu.

 

[PT]

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler

NONE, they screw in hot tubs.

 

[lacemyster]

 

[Inkara1]

How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None; they screw in hotel rooms.

 

[Inkara1]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one... but it has to want to change.

 

[HubbaHubba]

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None o yo fuckin' business!

 

[HubbaHubba]

How many *Real Men* does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

 

[HubbaHubba]

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "That's not funny."

My friends and i have problems with bad jokes

Q: How long does it take for your wifes watch to be fixed?
A: Indefinately; there's a clock on the stove

Q: What was the woman doing in the garage?
A: Shes allowed to leave the kitchen when shes bringing pie

 

[Luis G]

Q. how do you give your woman more freedom of speech?

A. remove your dick from her mouth.

 

[PT]

Q. how do you give your woman more freedom of speech?

A. remove your dick from her mouth.

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