When is a crime not a crime?

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
When it's a FOOD FIGHT!!!

From the newspaper The State (Columbia, S.C., 11-14-05), regarding fugitive Rodney Dane Higginbotham, wanted for criminal domestic violence: "Alleged Crime: Police said Higginbotham argued with his wife because she had not cooked anything. When she began cooking, he started making spaghetti while eating crackers and squeeze cheese. They argued, and he squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. She squeezed the cheese on his truck, and he squeezed the cheese in her hair before fleeing in his truck. The wife said she washed her hair before the officer arrived to take her complaint." [The State, 11-14-05]

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Leslie said:
I cannot fathom ever purchasing "squeeze cheese" :sick:

Gotta be better than butt cheese...


*dumps a vat of cottage cheese on Leslie's head, and sprays her with cheez-whiz...:D
 
Gato_Solo said:
Gotta be better than butt cheese...


*dumps a vat of cottage cheese on Leslie's head, and sprays her with cheez-whiz...:D
Cheesy Gato, cheesy. :lol:
 
*squeegies it all off into a bucket, mixes it with the lint from the cat's chair, and balances it over the door to fall onto Gato's head next time he comes into the room.*
 
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