wikipedia's parody

[Luis G]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/


Try searching for Mexico, USA, Russia or Canada

 

[Professur]

*gasp*

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Gonz, minkey, and spike wrote the entry for "redneck".

Fortunately however, when you search for "yankee" there is no entry. Yet. It tells me I can create this entry if I like though.

See y'all Friday, I'll be right busy the next couple days.

 

[2minkey]

See y'all Friday, I'll be right busy the next couple days.

at the monster truck rally?

 

[Gonz]

digging an outhouse pit. the old one got full.

 

[OldHippie]

That's just too damn funny.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

at the monster truck rally?

No, what are they like? They fun?

 

[2minkey]

well i'd expect there are lots of cross-eyed ladies in camo caps there to laugh at. of course you might not laugh. you might flirt.

 

[Luis G]

From the Windows 98 entry:

/*
     TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
     Project: ItsReallyChicagoEvenThoughWeSayOhterwise(tm)
     Projected release-date: Summer 1998
   */

    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "viruses.h"
    #include "8762234555_Funy_ERRORmsg"
    #define INSTALL = HARD

    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

    void main()
    {
        while(!CRASHED)
       {
            display_copyright_message();
            display_BSOD_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            if (first_time_installation)
            {
               make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
               do_nothing_loop();
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
               hang_system();
            }
            write_something(anything);
            display_copyright_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            do_some_stuff();
            if (still_not_crashed)
            {
                display_copyright_message();
                do_nothing_loop();
                basically_run_windows_3.1();
                do_nothing_loop();
                do_nothing_loop();
            }
        }

        if (detect_cache())
            disable_cache();

        if (fast_cpu())
        {
            set_wait_states(lots);
            set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
            set_mouse(action, jumpy);
            set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
        }

        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
       printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
       if (system_ok())
             crash(to_dos_prompt);
       else
            system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

        while(something)
       {
            printf("Insert Windows 98 install CD into CD-ROM drive!")
            sleep(5);
            get_user_input();
            sleep(5);
            act_on_user_input();
            sleep(5);
       }
       if (create_system_backup)
       {
        create_system_backput();
        randomize_backput_file();
       }
       create_general_protection_fault();
       
       while (keyboard_status == notpresent){
            printf("Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.");
       }
   }

make_prog_look_big !!!!!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Nah, I prefer my sweet Southern Belles to yankee hybrids. Thanks just the same though. Let me know how it works out for ya.

 

[2minkey]

sure. will do. i'm gonna make her call me "pa" just to make it all feel right.