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tonksy

tonksy

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TOP 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked!




10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.


And the number one reason to go to work naked...

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.



sounds like a plan to me! :swing:
 
you'd never get pen ink all over your clothes anymore....i'm sure it would cut down on employee thief...hell, drug labs have been doing it for years...or so i've heard...
 
:eh: I dunno...I think I'd throw them for a loop with these breast implants.....Hell, they already complain when I type with my penis....
 
I bet sex in the workplace would come to a grinding halt though too. Can you imagine seeing that receptionist naked every day? It would definitley spoil my appetite for the day.
 
Squiggy said:
What happened to "It saves time at lunch..." :confuse3:
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That's what I was thinking Squiggy - it certainly makes those nooner sessions much easier/quicker - plus you don't have to worry about coming back to work with wrinkly clothes! :winkkiss:
 
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