World´s funniest joke?

[Leslie]

World's funniest joke?

After months of serious study and much merriment, 100,000 people have voted on the world's funniest joke.

In an experiment named Laughlab, a joke about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's famous fictional detective Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Dr. Watson emerged a clear winner Thursday from 10,000 entries.
The joke: "Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.'

Watson says: 'I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.'

Holmes replies: 'Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent'."

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[unclehobart]

I remember that from about 9 months ago.

...I didn't think it was funny either.

 

[Jas101]

Reagan goes up to Nancy and says "I've got terrible news... I've got Altzheimers disease!"

Nancy> "God Ronald, thats awful!"

Reagan> " I know!!! And thats not the worst part...... I've got Altzheimers as well!!!"

 

[Jas101]

One for the Brits.

Whats the fastest cake in the world???



Scone.

 

[Jas101]

What do you call a sheep with no legs??



A cloud.

 

[Jas101]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

 

[Jas101]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no idea.

 

[Jas101]

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs being shagged???

Still no fucking idea.

 

[Jas101]

Whats the difference between a duck?




One of its legs are both the same.









HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
NO THATS FUNNY!!!!!!

 

[Jas101]

My mouse has got a belly button.

Not that thats relevant to anything on this earth.

I'm going out noew to eat a kebab ( at the "Metin the Turk's" place ) and get kilted on some serious martini's at the brazilian bar.

Who cares????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Not ME!!!!



Later doggies.

 

[Justintime]

have a good session

 

[MuFu]

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

 

[MuFu]

What do you call a Chinese woman with half a bra?

Wun Hung Lo.

 

[MuFu]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[MuFu]

What's brown and runny?

Linford Christie.

 

[MuFu]

What's pink and hard?

A pig with a flick-knife.

 

[Jas101]

What's brown and runny?

Liking it, liking it.

 

[Jas101]

WHat do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug.

 

[Jas101]

What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?

Dougless.

 

[Jas101]

What do you call a man with fifty rabbits up his bum??


Warren!!!
HAAAA HAA HA!


I kill me!!!