"Dumbledore is gay," says Rowling.

[spike]

That is the bigoted defective idiot definition. Which I consider negative things. Seems you don't tho'.

 

[Gonz]

So, opinions can't be held that disagrgee with yours?

 

[spike]

Certainly they can. Are they allowed to disagree with yours?

 

[Gonz]

Certainly.

However, I don't call them, idiots. I just show them where they're wrong.

 

[spike]

Interesting.

Some people call them "unnatural, defective, and abberant".

 

[2minkey]

once again i think you two should get a room.

maybe you can gets some technique hints from dumbledore. in fact i'll bet he'd want to videotape it.

and i'll bet that peel will be one of the first to purchase the DVD.

 

[BeardofPants]

1.
You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

2.
If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.

3.
You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

4.
Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp,
Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

5.
And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

6.
You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees,
You can bugger the termites with terminal ease
you can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too,
there's no end to the buggering that you can do.

7.
You can bugger the cat if it isn't to fat
You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

8.
You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin'.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

9.
Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all--
And the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass

10.
If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool,
Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

11.
For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes
Performed upon others of different shapes
Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

12.
It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly,
Or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by,
Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

13.
You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how),
Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow,
You can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

14.
You can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im.
If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.

15.
You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb,
You can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham,
You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

16.
You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel,
You can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel,
You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

17.
You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake),
Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake.
You can bugger the billy, the nanny the kid,
But to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did.

18.
You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug,
You can bugger the different species of bug,
Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

19.
At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

 

[jimpeel]

once again i think you two should get a room.

maybe you can gets some technique hints from dumbledore. in fact i'll bet he'd want to videotape it.

and i'll bet that peel will be one of the first to purchase the DVD.

Why would I purchase a DVD with you in it?

Perish the thought!

 

[ResearchMonkey]

I call them Queer, like the TV show. "Unnatural, Defective, and Abberant Nation"

I try not to use the term 'gay' for fags, I'm also a believer that all Retromen should have a small rainbow sticker on their bumper or on the cab of them's pick-em-up-truck.

Take back the rainbow, pull it back outt'a their nasty cornhole, let'em kick and scream.

I don't hate them folks, I just think they have issues and need to keep thieir issues to themselves or with qualified counseling, we all have issues, but we don't all have parades to celebrate them.

Hey its the bulimia parade this week-end, . . . all you can eat and hose off the street.

 

[Error]

It's a figure of speech, and keep your smarmy insults to yourself. Kthx?

The part of my reply you're referring to... the part of the definition.... I didn't even actually write. I pasted it from ud.

It means unnatural, defective, and abberant. I consider those negative things. I'm sure you don't. Kthx.

It means unnatural, defective, and abberant? Funny... didn't see any of those words in any definition of the word gay. Ever.

I try not to use the term 'gay' for fags, I'm also a believer that all Retromen should have a small rainbow sticker on their bumper or on the cab of them's pick-em-up-truck.

Can we please not use that F word? It's extremely offensive... I'm not even homosexual and I cringe at the sound/sight of that word.

 

[Gato_Solo]

As far as I'm concerned, this whole angle is the same thing we had in the 60's...a cheap imitation, but the same thing.

 

[BeardofPants]

Can we please not use that F word? It's extremely offensive... I'm not even homosexual and I cringe at the sound/sight of that word.

But you're ok with the term 'fag hag'?

 

[Gato_Solo]

But you're ok with the term 'fag hag'?

*bites tongue*

 

[Inkara1]

Well, you see, it's convenient for her to be able to use the term. And, of course, it's a term they use among themselves, kinda like blacks saying "nigga." But someone she disagrees with had damn well better not use the term.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

The part of my reply you're referring to... the part of the definition.... I didn't even actually write. I pasted it from ud.

Urban dictionary, eh? Wow. Talk about a source worthy of patterning your life after.

It means unnatural, defective, and abberant? Funny... didn't see any of those words in any definition of the word gay. Ever.

Guess you're not reading the correct things then, are you?

Can we please not use that F word? It's extremely offensive... I'm not even homosexual and I cringe at the sound/sight of that word.

Ever hear of Sticks and Stones...?

These people choose to conduct themselves in an aberrant unnatural fashion, demand we take notice and treat them with respect (when they WANT to be noticed) and then demand to be treated like everyone else (when they get noticed). Bullshit. If it were so normal and acceptable, why do kids stare at it like they're bleeding? If it's so normal, why is it even noticable? If it's someting to celebrate, why do so many refuse to even acknowledge it when they make the decision to act that way?

Because it ain't normal. Because it is aberrant, unnatural and defective. Plain and simple. I feel no need to be ashamed of my heterosexuality. I have no desire to keep my candle under a bushel. If somebody came up to me and said, "I bet you're straight," I wouldn't have to feel panic because my deep dark secret was out. There's a reason people are ashamed to admit they are fags. It's because they know theur choice of lifestyle is against every law of nature. It's because they know what they are doing is ABnormal. If someone can't figure that simple logic out, it ain't me with the comprehension issues.

I've known openly queer people who I enjoyed being around quite a bit. I've known others who went out of their way to be as nauseating as possible, and I've told them how I felt, including a sincere offer to slap that dick out of their mouth. Call 'em what you will. Dick smokers, carpet munchers, fags, queers, fairies, tinkerbells, dykes, matters not to me. I don't see a movement of people anywhere trying to stop the onslaught of negative comments about my particular minority status, so what's sauce for the goose can be sauce for the fag.

 

[Error]

If it's so normal, why is it even noticable?

It's not normal... and it's noticeable in your opinion because you look for it. When you see a (going with the stereotype here to make a point, be it known that not all gays are this way) but when you see someone like say, Chris Crocker, who most people would say is gay just by looking at him, all you think is WOW HE MUST BE GAY. You notice it because it's different and in your opinion a bad thing. Like some people notice a black man in a convenience store. He could be the sweetest nicest law abiding father of ten kids preacher guy and all people like you would see is a nigger in a convenience store.

Your being southern has much to do with your not accepting homosexuals. I know a few gay guys that live in GA and TN and they ARE afraid for many people down there to know they're gay... not because they know its "wrong" but because you southerners are pretty popular for your little hate crimes.

I was born and raised to the age of 12 in Louisiana... so I'm not going to rip on the south much, but I do know that you're all stupid closed minded rednecks. Before you look down your dirty little nose at people that choose to be different than you, realize that there are many people that look down their clean ones at you. Learm some mother fucking tolerance and accept that you are not, nor are you anywhere near, GOD. Thanks.

 

[catocom]

I was born and raised to the age of 12 in Louisiana... so I'm not going to rip on the south much, but I do know that you're all stupid closed minded rednecks. Before you look down your dirty little nose at people that choose to be different than you, realize that there are many people that look down their clean ones at you. Learm some mother fucking tolerance and accept that you are not, nor are you anywhere near, GOD. Thanks.

"Redneck", yes.
"Closed minded", yes, on this subject.
"Stupid", by definition, no.

"Learn tolerance", I know how to use tolerance. I Choose not to use it on this subject, and never will.
"near God", that's nobody's business but mine.

"people looking down their nose at me", they are entitled to their opinion.

 

[Gonz]

Your being southern has much to do with your not accepting homosexuals.

RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

 

[Inkara1]

Boy, you're about a hypocritical little bitch, aren't you?

 

[unclehobart]

Indeed.