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ENOUGH! :biker:

What art thou talking about, Willis? :biker:

I chose not to endow men with breasts. Give a man breasts and nothing would ever get done. That shall be the way I keep it. Want to know what happens after death? I will tell you when your body dies. Hence my motto, I AM. As for the rest of your absurd questions and mundane...

As always, of course I shall. :biker:

tonksy, progeniture, Culicidae are highly useful. One day you may discover their positive notes beyond bat food. Winky - I see your son is well, as planned. Refer to the biblical passages following the adventures of Noah and his family for answers to your original inquiry. The latter was, for...

Which saddens me. I believe in both you, Ewe and ewes. I must. None would exist without me. :biker:

Your Lord has been busy. Peace and love to those who so deserve it. Fire and Brimstone and Plagues to those who don't. :biker:

My child, have I not spoken to you of this blaspheme? Must ye taunt me so? I remind ye that the great leader shall be four and zero and all followers must reach to see his sandals. Pass love and understanding along, as you do so well, to those with less rationale. :biker:

Have ye all knowest now that such a thing has never parted from mine own lips. Thee speak as Ba'al zebhubh Islamic traitor. Be gone. :biker:

What does thoust need? I am busy. :biker:

Convert. Do not convert. It makes no difference to Me. Nixy, you and Leslie are some of my favorite people. Can a God not say hi? I am truly hurt. I hope you all can swim. :biker:

Listen to me now heathens. I AM. You are not. As a busy God I now must run. hi Leslie and Nixy...it has been awhile. :biker:

I happened to find that particualr insect amusing also my son. Eveolution. I laugh at the theory of evolution. Answer me this oh great wandering mind, if evolution is the true way, explain the platypus, another of my great creations. :biker:

freak, my poor misguided child. It hurts me to see you like this. Read the words that the prophets brought forth. All the questions are answered. I care more than you could ever fathom, so deep is my love and compassion. Look at what you have right before your eyes. The sun brings forth light...

I am. Should you choose to join me, all are welcome. There is no particular odrer I prefer yet Catholicism, Judaism and Islam are my special pet projects. Believe. Disbelieve. You have been granted a gift; free will. Use it wisely. :biker: