HAIL my children

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

Your Lord has been busy. Peace and love to those who so deserve it. Fire and Brimstone and Plagues to those who don't.

 

[unclehobart]

Yo! G! ... Whats up with the lotto numbers I keep asking for?

 

[Kawaii]

How are things hanging up there? Clouds fluffy enough?

 

[Winky]

I don't believe in ewe!

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

Which saddens me. I believe in both you, Ewe and ewes. I must. None would exist without me.

 

[tonksy]

so what's with mosquitos?

 

[Winky]

Yeah the mosquitoes and the Iraqi insurgent homicide bombers and yeast infections
What's up with that Lord?

 

[freako104]

can you make the weather here any warmer?

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

tonksy, progeniture, Culicidae are highly useful. One day you may discover their positive notes beyond bat food.

Winky - I see your son is well, as planned. Refer to the biblical passages following the adventures of Noah and his family for answers to your original inquiry. The latter was, for lack of a better term, a joke gone bad.

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

can you make the weather here any warmer?

As always, of course I shall.

 

[unclehobart]

G. Is it right to buy American made when cheap foreign imports are just as good for 1/3 less?

 

[tonksy]

look..i've been a really good girl, i say my prayers, i am charitable, i say ma'am to smelly old ladies....so, what i was wondering is...i mean...if it wouldn't be any trouble...could you help the falcons out a little tomorrow afternoon?

 

[PrincessLissa]

Why are women the designated sex to bear children?

 

[Thulsa Doom]

Why are women the designated sex to bear children?

cause guys arent responsable enough of course. and anyway thats what you get for taking one of our ribs.

Does the American Family Association really speak for you when they attack Sponge Bob Square Pants for being gay? And what kind of beer do they serve in heaven? Or is heaven dry?

 

[abooja]

Can you tell me who's going to become Donald Trump's next apprentice?

 

[staffrodore]

No man can serve two masters. [Matthew 6:24]

Sorry God but as you see I can only serve myself though I'll spare a thought or two for you occasionally.

 

[tank girl]

hey bitch...

 

[Spirit]

When I die - can we have sex?

 

[Leslie]

cause guys arent responsable enough of course. and anyway thats what you get for taking one of our ribs.

Does the American Family Association really speak for you when they attack Sponge Bob Square Pants for being gay?

Yes, GOD ALMIGHTY, what do you think of Spongebob and Friends?

 

[tank girl]

So, what exactly have your conversations been with Georgie?

When will he finally get delivered his lump of coal he so deserves?
no, wait; thats the responsibility of 'Santa Clause', isn't it?