3/17/04: Steak & a Blowjob Day

[Professur]

Nobody...NOBODY...touches my grill but me.

How dare you sully the sanctity of the Steak and a Blowjob day??? Jihad!!! JIHAD!!!

 

[Professur]

BTW, I'm a fan of cheese steak.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

How dare you sully the sanctity of the Steak and a Blowjob day??? Jihad!!! JIHAD!!!

Bring it on, Canadastani underling. I am the Grill Meister - none who live can approach my skill on da grill.

Besides, men who cook well get better BJs. It's been proven.

 

[woodman19_99]

Silly man...there's not enough space under the grill to manoever for the BJ while you cook your steak.

Umm, I beg to differ. If one turns sideways whilst cooking, the woman has no trouble at all performing... It's actually rather nice to have a beer, cook a steak and get a BJ all at once...

 

[Professur]

The only time cook and well show up together in my vocabulary is "Sorry I cooked and didn't warn you. Get well soon"

 

[Uki Chick]

The only time cook and well show up together in my vocabulary is "Sorry I cooked and didn't warn you. Get well soon"

 

[BeardofPants]

Why would *anyone* want to expose their schlong near a grill
*has visions of a visit to the ER with a well-cooked weiner

 

[woodman19_99]

Why would *anyone* want to expose their schlong near a grill
*has visions of a visit to the ER with a well-cooked weiner

Um, it's not like it's just hanging out there against the grill... it's typically enclosed somewhere...

 

[MrBishop]

Um, it's not like it's just hanging out there against the grill... it's typically enclosed somewhere...

Well...exposed, unexposed, exposed, unexposed, explode, unexposed

 

[BeardofPants]

Yeah, yeah, enclosed right up until the GF gets a face full of the not-so-good-hot-stuff, and then.... *CHOMP*

 

[tonksy]

Probably go pick up some steaks tomorrow.

 

[unclehobart]

Whatever happend to burrito and bondage mondays? ... or jello rim job shooter sundays?

 

[woodman19_99]

Yeah, yeah, enclosed right up until the GF gets a face full of the not-so-good-hot-stuff, and then.... *CHOMP*

Umm, she probably isn't going to get a face full of anything... that'll be her protein for the day, instead of the steak...

Whatever happend to burrito and bondage mondays? ... or jello rim job shooter sundays?

Ummm, jello rim job shooter sunday's? That's a pretty nasty thought.... although this opinion comes from no experience... yet...

 

[Leslie]

we both went ooooooooooooooh in unison.

Definitely nasty

 

[tonksy]

I would just like to, uh, state...you know, for the record, that there are absolutely no jello shooters at this house on sundays...or any other day for that matter.

 

[Luis G]

I would just like to, uh, state...you know, for the record, that there are absolutely no jello shooters at this house on sundays...or any other day for that matter.

*notices the lack of the words rim job in the post.

 

[tonksy]

 

[K62]

I don't much like steak.

 

[nalani]

I have a dumb question .. is Steak and a Blowjob Day just an OTC thing or is it a global thing, like April 20th celebrations?

 

[Luis G]

We're trying to make it global