3-Alarm Blaze Guts Strip Mall

[Guest]

3-Alarm Blaze Guts Strip Mall

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A three-alarm fire gutted much of a strip shopping center Monday afternoon in east Orange County.

Could of been bad. Glad it wasn't.

 

[Inkara1]

What's the difference between a three-alarm, four-alarm and five-alarm fire?

 

[Q]

The number of fire companies called to respond to the fire.

 

[Inkara1]

I think my fiance's family's house might have been burned by a two-alarm blaze, then. I remember there being two or three of the big trucks when I got there, and the fire was out by that time.

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A three-alarm fire gutted much of a strip shopping center Monday afternoon in east Orange County.

Another example of things I hate.

 

[sbcanada]

Did you burn down the shopping mall GOD ALMIGHTY? That wasn't very nice... you're supposed to be merciful and slow to anger.

 

[Professur]

Were any of the strippers hurt?

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

I make Infinity without a single corner. Man comes along and makes everything with corners, then man adds strip malls. MEdamn fools.

 

[Monsieur DeLarge]

Originally posted by Inkara1
What's the difference between a three-alarm, four-alarm and five-alarm fire?

"The Llama", by Ogden Nash.

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.*

*The author's attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as the three-alarmer. Pooh.

 

[Inkara1]