A "Me to" thread. The mother of all cheesy/bad/melodramatic poems.

[Luis G]

To: all the girls I've loved before

who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song to all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls I once caressed
and may I say I cared the best
for helping me to grow

 

[Winky]

This mellow thighed chick
Just put my spine out of place

Hey man, my schooldays insane
Hey man, my work's down the drain
Hey man, well she's a total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it but she... then she...

Ohhh, Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am!