A poem

[Scanty]

I had to recite that poem once for a competition.

 

[Scanty]

On The Ning Nang Nong

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the cows go Bong!
And the Monkeys all say Boo!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang!
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So it's Ning Nang Nong!
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning!
Trees go Ping!
Nong Ning Nang!
The mice go Clang!
What a noisy place to belong,
Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

String

String
Is a very important thing.
Rope is thicker,
But string,
Is quicker.


p.s. The meaning of this is obscure, that's why, the higher the fewer.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

I've Never Felt Finer

"I've never felt finer!"
Said the King of China,
Sitting down to dine.
Then fell down dead - he died, he did!
It was only half past nine.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

Said the General

Said the General of the Army,
"I think the war is barmy"
So he threw away his gun:
Now he's having much more fun.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

Today I Saw A Little Worm

Today I saw a little worm
Wriggling on his belly.
Perhaps he'd like to come inside
And see what's on the Telly.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[whoreable]

i used to hate poetry but then i read the worm one.

 

[Gato_Solo]

How about this one...

The dead swans lay in the stagnent pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

 

[Scanty]

Look At All Those Monkeys

Look at all those monkeys
Jumping in their cage.
Why don't they all go out to work
And earn a decent wage?

How can you say such stupid things
And you, a son of mine?
Imagine monkeys travelling on
The Morden-Edgware line!

But what about the Pekinese!
They have an allocation.
"Don't travel during Peke hour,"
It says on every station.

My Gosh, you're right, my clever boy,
I never thought of that!
And so they left the monkey house,
While an elephant raised his hat.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

How about this one...

The dead swans lay in the stagnent pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

 

[Scanty]

Can A Parrot

Can a parrot
Eat a carrot
Standing on his head?
If I did that my mum would send me
Straight upstairs to bed.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

Down the Stream the Swans All Glide

Down the stream the swans all glide;
It's quite the cheapest way to ride.
Their legs get wet,
Their tummies wetter:
I think after all
The bus is better.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Gato_Solo]

Oh yeah? How about this one...

Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly
Thy nacturations are to me
as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop! I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle with me, crinkly Bindlewirdles,
or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!

 

[Scanty]

There Was A Young Soldier Called Edser

There was a young soldier called Edser
When wanted was always in bed sir:
One morning at one
They fired the gun
And Edser, in bed, was dead sir.[/b]


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

My Sister Laura

My sister Laura's bigger than me
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her; I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Shadowfax]

hehehe

 

[Scanty]

My Daddy Wears A Big Black Hat

My daddy wears a big black hat;
He wears it in the street.
And raises it to lady folk
That he perchance should meet.
He wears it on a Sunday
And on a Monday too.
He never wears it in the house,
But only out of doors.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

And finally...

 

[Scanty]

Rain

There are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in,
But they're ever so small
That's why rain...is thin.


- sPiKe MiLlIgAn

 

[Scanty]

Call Me Insane

I’d be mad if you called me a madman
For I’m a rational man, I swear.
But brand me insane,
And I’ll show no disdain,
For sanity; I don’t care.


- me