An OTC Tragedy ...

[Nixy]

But, but...I want a ring!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Nixy in extremely painful labour*

Your semen put me here! Now you'd better give me a ring!!!!!!!!!!!



[side note]Correction to PT: I should write for Soap Operas![/side note]

 

[Shadowfax]

i'm taking this baby thing into court.

 

[Nixy]

*Nixy sits in a hospital bed with perfect hair, perfect make up and a perfect figure with her new born son LastLegionary*

 

[Shadowfax]

ok ok ok....you'll get your ring...*gives nixy back her cow ring*


a beautiful ring for the mother of my child [/drama voice]

 

[Nixy]

*puts beautiful cow ring on her finger*

 

[Jeslek]

*the baby needs some milk. not cow milk. bring out the tits.*

 

[Nixy]

*Nixy starts breast feeding but it quickly changes to another scene since that is not appropriate for day time TV*

 

[Jeslek]

*starts feeling around under the bra, looking for more...*

 

[Nixy]

 

[[b]]

What you do not realize is that the artificial testicals were designed by ME! The evil twin robot brother of Shadowfax I do have a brain the size of an entire planet you know.

And what you do not also realize is that those testicals house the dna of everybody on OTC.

LastLegonairy is the bastard child of everbody here, even...HIMSELF!!!

[side note]the chart for this ought to be pretty interesting[/sidenote]

 

[Shadowfax]

so YOU are my twin brother?


*hugs in a dramatic reunion kinda way*

 

[Nixy]

Don't call my child a bastard!

trout will LL still attched to her nipple!

 

[[b]]

i've been...fish slapped?

 

[Nixy]

The trout is my "thing"

 

[Jeslek]

*still feeding, rubbing the other boobie with his small hands*

 

[Shadowfax]

i have a pervert son

 

[Shadowfax]

i raised him well already

 

[Nixy]

Like father like son!

*hands LL to Shaodw*

here, I have to go to class cause I am super woman and can juggle a marriage, a baby and schooling!

 

[Jeslek]

*cries at Shadowfax*

 

[Shadowfax]

so i just get the negative part of marriage? crying babies?

not even the good things like unlimited se....err...love?