apologize, but it is very informative

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  1. OldHippie Annoying Member

    Kung-Fu Chicken

  2. catocom Person of Interest Well-Known Member

  3. valkyrie exile Well-Known Member

    Oh, hells yeah! Go little rooster! Get 'im! Get 'im good!
    :rofl: :rofl2:
  4. Gonz Founding Member and Vast molṑn labé

    I had a fucking rooster attack me when I was a kid. 3" spurs....it ain't funny when those fuckers are flying.
  5. ResearchMonkey Bigoted homophobic white supremacist trailer trash Well-Known Member

    Now I understand why you might avoid stray cocks.
  6. MrBishop Fuckin' Idealist on Holiday. CYA Well-Known Member

    Flying fucks with 3" piercings? Yeah...that is pretty scary ;)
  7. catocom Person of Interest Well-Known Member

    sounds like dinner to me
  8. Gonz Founding Member and Vast molṑn labé

  9. valkyrie exile Well-Known Member

    Coq au vin. One of my favorite meals to make.
  10. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    Happy Birthday Uki Chick

  11. pc_builder Expectorator New Member

    Do the chickens have sharp talons? [/Napoleon Dynamite]
  12. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Does anyone here have an old black powder rifle or musket? I want to know if you can shoot a tampon out of it and if it'll hit with enough energy to penetrate a woman's cooch.
  13. 2minkey كافر bootlicker

    full success depends on a lot of factors.
    • cooch should be closely shaved for targeting purposes.
    • tampon must fit in the barrel without much loosey-goosey. or use a right-sized follower behind it.
    • must be fired at very close range, preferably with the barrel less than 6" from the subject cooch, as projectile velocity will fall off very quickly.
    • white lithium grease on the tampon would help everyone involved.
    Winky likes this.
  14. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    sage advice indeed
  15. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Wouldn't that close cause powder burns?
  16. 2minkey كافر bootlicker

    sorry man, you gotta decide - function or style.
  17. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    use smokeless power
  18. 2minkey كافر bootlicker

    blowgun would work. shit you might even find a woman willing to let you try that.

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