apologize, but it is very informative

Discussion in 'Town Hall' started by John, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. OldHippie

    OldHippie Member

    Kung-Fu Chicken

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  2. catocom

    catocom Well-Known Member

  3. valkyrie

    valkyrie Well-Known Member

    Oh, hells yeah! Go little rooster! Get 'im! Get 'im good!
    :rofl: :rofl2:
    ROFLMAO!
     
  4. Gonz

    Gonz molṑn labé Staff Member

    I had a fucking rooster attack me when I was a kid. 3" spurs....it ain't funny when those fuckers are flying.
     
  5. ResearchMonkey

    ResearchMonkey Well-Known Member

    Now I understand why you might avoid stray cocks.
     
  6. MrBishop

    MrBishop Well-Known Member

    Flying fucks with 3" piercings? Yeah...that is pretty scary ;)
     
  7. catocom

    catocom Well-Known Member

    sounds like dinner to me
     
  8. Gonz

    Gonz molṑn labé Staff Member

    It was
     
  9. valkyrie

    valkyrie Well-Known Member

    Coq au vin. One of my favorite meals to make.
     
  10. Winky

    Winky Well-Known Member

    Happy Birthday Uki Chick

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  11. pc_builder

    pc_builder New Member

    Do the chickens have sharp talons? [/Napoleon Dynamite]
     
  12. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    Does anyone here have an old black powder rifle or musket? I want to know if you can shoot a tampon out of it and if it'll hit with enough energy to penetrate a woman's cooch.
     
  13. 2minkey

    2minkey bootlicker

    full success depends on a lot of factors.
    • cooch should be closely shaved for targeting purposes.
    • tampon must fit in the barrel without much loosey-goosey. or use a right-sized follower behind it.
    • must be fired at very close range, preferably with the barrel less than 6" from the subject cooch, as projectile velocity will fall off very quickly.
    • white lithium grease on the tampon would help everyone involved.
     
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  14. Winky

    Winky Well-Known Member

    sage advice indeed
     
  15. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    Wouldn't that close cause powder burns?
     
  16. 2minkey

    2minkey bootlicker

    sorry man, you gotta decide - function or style.
     
  17. Winky

    Winky Well-Known Member

    use smokeless power
     
  18. 2minkey

    2minkey bootlicker

    blowgun would work. shit you might even find a woman willing to let you try that.
     

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