apologize, but it is very informative

Kung-Fu Chicken

Oh, hells yeah! Go little rooster! Get 'im! Get 'im good!

ROFLMAO!

Now I understand why you might avoid stray cocks.

Flying fucks with 3" piercings? Yeah...that is pretty scary

sounds like dinner to me

Coq au vin. One of my favorite meals to make.

Happy Birthday Uki Chick

Do the chickens have sharp talons? [/Napoleon Dynamite]

Does anyone here have an old black powder rifle or musket? I want to know if you can shoot a tampon out of it and if it'll hit with enough energy to penetrate a woman's cooch.

full success depends on a lot of factors.

• cooch should be closely shaved for targeting purposes.
• tampon must fit in the barrel without much loosey-goosey. or use a right-sized follower behind it.
• must be fired at very close range, preferably with the barrel less than 6" from the subject cooch, as projectile velocity will fall off very quickly.
• white lithium grease on the tampon would help everyone involved.

sage advice indeed

Wouldn't that close cause powder burns?

sorry man, you gotta decide - function or style.

use smokeless power

blowgun would work. shit you might even find a woman willing to let you try that.