Discussion in 'Town Hall' started by John, Dec 29, 2009.
Oh, hells yeah! Go little rooster! Get 'im! Get 'im good!
I had a fucking rooster attack me when I was a kid. 3" spurs....it ain't funny when those fuckers are flying.
Now I understand why you might avoid stray cocks.
Flying fucks with 3" piercings? Yeah...that is pretty scary
sounds like dinner to me
Coq au vin. One of my favorite meals to make.
Happy Birthday Uki Chick
Do the chickens have sharp talons? [/Napoleon Dynamite]
Does anyone here have an old black powder rifle or musket? I want to know if you can shoot a tampon out of it and if it'll hit with enough energy to penetrate a woman's cooch.
full success depends on a lot of factors.
cooch should be closely shaved for targeting purposes.
tampon must fit in the barrel without much loosey-goosey. or use a right-sized follower behind it.
must be fired at very close range, preferably with the barrel less than 6" from the subject cooch, as projectile velocity will fall off very quickly.
white lithium grease on the tampon would help everyone involved.
sage advice indeed
Wouldn't that close cause powder burns?
sorry man, you gotta decide - function or style.
use smokeless power
blowgun would work. shit you might even find a woman willing to let you try that.
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